More Naked Trouble At Museum Show. Oh, the mind fairly boggles at the possibilities, eh??
On Anniversary Of Oklahoma City Bombing, Armed Right-Wing Activists Accuse Obama Of Tyranny. Truly, irony is lost on the irredeemably and irretrievably stupid.
Woman Finds Dead Rat In Chef Boyardee Can. Frankly, I can’t think of a better place for a dead rat.
Family claims dog was put down by vet because they could not afford £1,200 operation. DEMOCRATS WANT TO KILL BILLY’S DOG!!!
Poll: World’s Opinion Of U.S. Has ‘Improved Sharply’ Under Obama. Like it could have been any worse than what it was under the previous sorry excuse for a President.
Gallup says Americans are not behaving greener. But, we’ve sure perfected feeling better about being green, haven’t we??
Iranian Cleric: Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes. If the Earth be rockin’, don’t come knockin’, eh??
Extreme Homeschooling: No Tests, No Books, No Classes, No Curriculums. Is our children learnin’? Nah, their too busy training to be future teabaggers.
10 Legendary Concept Car Successes And Failures. A nuclear-powered Ford? What could possibly go wrong??
Enraged mum goes on ‘terroristic binge’ to ruin son. Perhaps now he’ll call his mother??