April 30, 2010 5:57 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

Republican Party Accuses Obama Of Shredding Constitution, Nominating Sex-Offender Defenders. Well, whaddya expect from a Kenyan-born Muslim terrorist sympathizer who wants to rob us of our God-given right to fish??

Tancredo’s Conspiracy Theory: Obama Hides His Birth Certificate To Stir Up The Right And Make Us Look Crazy. Uh, no…I think y’all have the “crazy” part under control without needing any outside help.

The 25 Best Redneck Weddings. Nothing says “I love you” like matching shotguns and a keg of Rolling Rock, eh?

Laura Bush Opens Up About Fatal Car Crash, Suspects She And Husband Were Poisoned At G8. Sounds like someone’s been drinking the Kool-Aid in Stepford Falls for far too long….

Following Passage Of Arizona Law, At Least Seven States Contemplate Anti-Immigrant Legislation. And I’m shocked…SHOCKED!!…that one of those states is Texas. Whodathunkit??

Republicans Plan To Protest Obama By Firing Bullets ‘Into A Beat-Up Car Bearing Anti-Freedom Policy Ideas’. Boy, howdy!! ‘Cuz ain’t nuthin’ that says reasoned, dispassionate political debate like a bunch of wingnuts firing weapons. Don’tcha just LOVE democracy??

The NFL’s Worst Human Being Works For The Dolphins. No, my mother wasn’t a prostitute. Now can I be a wide receiver for the Dolphins??

After Being Disinvited By The Pentagon, Anti-Muslim Evangelist Graham Now Slated For Congressional Event. Because Republicans, the only True Christians, understand that Muslims just want to torture and kill all good, God-fearing Christians…because they’re jealous of how awesome Christianity’s God is.

Michael Steele Has A New Slogan!. Stop Obama from staining the Constitution with red ink! Hmm…isn’t it interesting that NONE of this faux outrage was voiced when George W. Bush was spending this country from a budget surplus into world-record deficits? Ah, hypocrisy…thou art Republican….

Easy Money: Bet On Whoever’s Playing The Pirates. Well, given how much the Pirates suck, it’s sounds like a better investment strategy than playing the lottery.

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