I was an altar boy, a spokesperson for the Virgin Mary, I was a choir boy but then at the age of 14 I discovered masturbation and all that went out the window.
- Guillermo del Toro
From the “And You Think I Just Make This Stuff Up” Department:
This is less an endorsement than it is a public service, but in case any of y’all have too much time on your hands (no pun intended), May is National Masturbation Month. I imagine y’all are eagerly awaiting some sort of pithy, smartass comment…but I’ll just leave that in your capable (hopefully lubed) hands.
Knock yourself out…. ;-)
