People are up in arms that Australian customs officials have taken it upon themselves to go porn-hunting on travelers’ computers, the Sydney Morning Herald reports. If they find anything, they’ll confiscate the dirty stuff in order to prevent you from exporting it to the untainted island.
How great it must be working for Australian customs. The terrorist scourge has been erased, koalas are no longer endangered, vegemite is once again plentiful and cheap…so the only remaining threat to the Australian homeland is…you guessed it…porn. Good, God-fearing, repressed Australians must be thanking their lucky stars for the brave souls who put their morality on the line every single day in an effort to protect the purity of…well, who is it they’re so intent on protecting, anyway??
Of course, any porn enthusiast traveling Down Under will no doubt be smart enough to download that DVD of the 2009 Stockholm Bukkake Festival onto a thumb drive and clear it off their hard drive. Getting porn into Australia, if it’s something you’re intent on doing, isn’t really going to be all that difficult.
Man, you’d think that customs officers would be more concerned with things like…oh, I don’t know…plans to blow up the Sydney Opera House? Then again…uh, sir, is that a video of Hillary Swank doing the New York Giants offensive line??
