So, just to recap what you can and can’t do in Florida: Get married if you’re gay? Illegal. Adopt a child if you’re gay? Illegal. Marry your cousin? Legal. Have sex with an animal? Also legal.
First of all, there’s the legitimate question of why anyone in the Floriduh Legislature would even think it necessary to pass a law criminalizing sex with animals. Second, if you’re going to introduce a bill criminalizing said sexual conduct, and you can’t even get it passed into law, what do you think that says about lawmakers in the Great State of Floriduh? Of course, when bestiality appears to be a favored pastime in your state, I suppose it’s time for good, God-fearing Christians to stand up and doing the right thing, eh?
Of course, one really has to wonder why it seems to be so difficult for Floriduh legislators to pass an anti-bestiality bill when it was so easy to ban same-sex marriage? Could it be that one of the reasons Floriduh is among a minority of states without an anti-bestiality statute is that the pro-bestiality lobby is filling the campaign war chests of Floriduh Republicans? Or could it be that legislators who also happen to be farmers might be afraid that what they’ve been doing in their own barns might come to light? Hmm??? (Representative, could you tell me why your livestock always seems so…um, happy??)
It does kinda seem like someone in a powerful position in the Floriduh House just might have something to hide, eh??
Remember, when buggering goats becomes a crime, only criminals will bugger goats. Praise Jeebus that at least Teh Gayz can’t marry, though. Why, that’s un-Christian!!
