Tim James: he’s a businessman. Tim James is right for Alabama. Tim James will put sex offenders in stocks in the village square. Tim James will make sex offenders wear scarlet letters. Tim James will PERSONALLY tar, feather, and beat the living s—t out of each and every sex offender who dares to offend in the state of Alabama.
Tim James opens bottles of Bud Light with his teeth. Tim James can kill livestock by STARING AT THEM. Tim James eats red meat, reads his Bible, and loves his woman and his chilluns’. Tim James will rip out your still-beating heart and eat it as he watches you die, because he can. Tim James will rid Alabama of Liberals, vegetarians, non-Christians, and other subhumans. Tim James is a REAL man.
Compared to Tim James, Chuck Norris is the very definition of wussy. If you live in Alabama, and you don’t vote for Tim James, then Tim James will find you, and he WILL kick YOUR ass.
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