(graphic surreptitiously lifted from Brian Kane…be nice and don’t tell him, ‘kay??)
John Edwards Reportedly Looking For Plea Deal To Avoid Jail Time, ‘Terrified’ Of PrisonHonestly, both Edwards and Rielle Hunter ought to do time in a PMITA prison.
BP CEO Hayward Bets On ‘Very, Very Modest’ Impact From Disaster. Well, it IS a very big ocean, after all….
Courtney Love: Kate Moss & I Had A Lesbian Fling. Hmm…does anyone actually care?? And no, I really don’t want to read any more about her powerful vagina.
Jail Has Reduced Allen Stanford To A Depressed, Half-Blind, ‘Wreck Of A Man,’ Says Lawyer. And it couldn’t have happened to a nicer corporate greedhead….
McCain: Enforce Immigration Laws On Undocumented Workers, But Not On Businesses That Hire Them. Exactly. Why should exploiting the already vulnerable be a crime? If they weren’t here illegally, they wouldn’t be having this problem, would they?
Rand Paul Taunts Obama: Come To Kentucky, ‘We’ll Pay For His Plane Ticket’. Rand Paul couldn’t hold Barack Obama’s jock. He’s as clueless and out of touch as his father.
Oil in wetlands thick as syrup. But I still wouldn’t order it on your next trip to a Waffle House, knowhutimean?
Republicans’ ‘YouCut’ Gimmick Leads Them To Propose Ending Successful Jobs Program. Clueless. Gimmicky. Pointless. And built to stay that way.
Big Oil Goes After Environmental Justice College Group For Suing Over Crimes. Yeah, it sucks when people want to hold you accountable, doesn’t it?
Jim DeMint: Conservative kingmaker?. Or just another self-interested Republican careerist con artist primarily concerned only with his own political prospects? Do I really need to tell you what I think??
National Academy Of Sciences: Once Again, Climate Change Is REAL. Or you could just continue fiddling while Rome burns….
McCain Commented On AZ Anti-Immigrant Law While Admitting He Hadn’t Looked ‘At All The Aspects’ Of It. Because not knowing the facts has never stopped John McCain from opening his mouth and inserting his Bruno Maglis.
