Sarah Palin’s Latest Facebook Lie. How can you tell when Caribou Barbie is lying? When her lips are moving…or her fingers are typing.
Times Square Suspect May Be White Male Seen Near SUV. Uh…didja not get the memo? White Folks by definition can’t be terrorists. Now if the suspect was bearded and swarthy….
High school principal calls wishing Obama dead ‘funny’. Yeah, it’s not like the President’s a real (White) person or anything, right? And doesn’t everyone joke about the death of a President? Jackass….
Washington Times To Be Sold. Hopefully to someone who will tow it far out into Chesapeake Bay and scuttle it.
Most Americans Don’t Want Reagan On $50 Bill. IF Reagan had accomplished anything other than enriching those who already had too much, perhaps we might have something to talk about.
United-Continental Merger Will Create World’s Largest Airline. Though it’s unlikely that customer service will continue to anything but SUCK.
Lunatics with Guns and a Nation of Distrust. Democracy is not conducted at gunpoint…nor by determining who screams the loudest.
How Much Do Racehorses Pee?. Well, funny you should ask….
Bullies Beware. Too bad this sort of anti-bullying law didn’t exist where I grew up in northern Minnesota. It would have saved me a lot of abject terror and humiliation.
9-Year-Old Beer-Drinking Hockey Players, aka Regular Canadians. Hey, as long as they’re not trying to drive home….
