May 5, 2010 5:14 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

Michael ‘Heckuva Job’ Brown Says Obama Wanted Oil Spill. Michael Brown: Latin for “(&^%$#@ moron”. Why any news outlet thinks this dickweed has anything of value to add to anything defies explanation.

Poll: Majority of Americans approve of Arizona law that they believe will result in racial profiling. Need any more proof that, generally speaking, the American Sheeple are (&^%$#@ morons?

Is God’s wrath at work in natural disasters?. Well, how else would She punish humanity for Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck?

Florida GOP state senator caught looking at porn on Senate floor. What else is a good ol’ boy supposed to do during a boring floor debate on abortion legislation?

MSNBC: We want to be like Fox News. I’m all for advancing a Liberal viewpoint, but shouldn’t news be non-partisan? Otherwise, what are we left with but rank propaganda?

Democratic House candidate conspiratorially alleges that Keith Olbermann is working with P&G to defeat him. Well, nice try, but it just ain’t true. What IS true is that David Krikorian is an idiot AND a bigot.

Addicted to Orgasm? Well, why not? It’s safe, it’s legal, and there’s no disputing it feels damn good, right??

Following new immigration law, Arizona neo-Nazi group designates Cinco de Mayo ‘Report An Illegal Day.’. In case these numbnuts had forgotten, Cinco de Mayo is a celebration of Hispanic heritage, not White cracker bigotry.

40 ways we still use floppy disks. I like to throw them at children who come onto my patio.

Baseball All-Star Adrian Gonzalez Says He May Boycott Next Year’s All-Star Game Over AZ Law. As time goes by, I imagine (and hope) that Gonzalez will be one of many Hispanic players boycotting the 2011 All-Star Game.

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