6 Weirdest Things Men Do to Their Penises. Don’t be looking at me for a first-hand report on this one, ‘kay??
LIBERAL FASCIST COPS BREAK UP GOOD CLEAN FUN. Hey, just because a bunch of Georgia rednecks were building pipe bombs…well, that doesn’t really have to mean anything, does it? How else are they supposed to entertain themselves at the trailer park? Yes, when pipe bombs are outlawed….
2 Men Jailed For Eating Teenage Girl: We ‘Were Hungry’. What? They couldn’t wait 30 minutes for Domino’s to deliver??
Pentagon Bans Four Reporters From Military Tribunals. Because nothing threatens national security like telling the truth.
CBS Reporter Tells GOP Candidate: We’ll Stop Covering Your Campaign If You Don’t Focus On Substance. What’s depressing is that this is newsworthy only because it happens so rarely. Would that someone had done this to George W. Bush during the 2000 Presidential campaign.
Recession Hits Casino Gambling For $1.8 Billion Loss. If I wanted to gamble, I’d invest with Goldman Sachs.
Marco Rubio Flip-Flops On Arizona Immigration Law. Marco Rubio is to Florida what John McCain is to Arizona- a self-interested careerist who will do and/or say ANYTHING to get himself elected.
Republican Rebranding Effort ‘Suspended’. And here I’d been thinking that propaganda never sleeps….
Florida legislature fails to outlaw sex with animals. As you might imagine, the sheep lobby is NOT happy….
NutriSystem Sheds Hundreds Of Pounds In Form Of Lawrence Taylor. Odd how that happens when you’re accused of paying for sex with an underage girl, isn’t it??