May 14, 2010 6:33 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

NY Times To Begin Charging For Website Access In January. Uh, haven’t we been down this road before? Remember Times Select? Yeah, that wasn’t exactly a cash cow, was it? Let’s face it; the Times may think it’s all that and a bag of chips, but it’s not as if there aren’t enough free sources of news out there. Why would anyone pay for what they can continue to get elsewhere for free?

Senate GOP Launching New Campaign Against Health Care Law. And we going to keep tweaking the propaganda until we get it right!

Inhofe Says U.S. Soldiers Will Be Unwilling To Fight And Die For Their Gay Comrades. Never mind that 73% of soldiers polled said that they’re comfortable with the idea of serving with Gays and Lesbians. Sen. Inhofe has never let inconvenient things like facts and truth get in the way of his agenda; why should this be any different?

BP Has ‘No Certainty’ About Scale Of Disaster, Oil Spill May Be Five Times Greater Than Current Estimate. Or it may be 20, or 50 times greater. Nobody knows…or seems to be getting serious about stopping the leak. Hey, it’s an “act of God”, remember??

LT, You Jackin’ It?. It’s got to be a tough position to be in, eh? You’ve been busted and accused of paying for sex with a minor female…so what are you going to do? Well, there’s always the old reliable “masturbation defense”, right??

Catholic school refuses admittance to an eight-year-old boy because his parents are lesbians. What would Jesus do? Well, he’d make sure the child’s parents were treated like the second-class citizens they are. If the Vatican had its way, it would have the child removed from the home and the parents put in stocks in the village square, where they’d be monitored by pedophile priests.

Pakistan Arrests Man Who Says He Acted As Accomplice To Faisal Shahzad. So there’s someone out there who’s admittedly as inept and incompetent at terrorism as Shahzad?

Russell Brand: I Hired A Sex Team To Find Girls. I did that once, but they kept coming back empty-handed. (No, damnit…they have to be sober, conscious, and willing!)

Headlines That Get Funnier After Midnight: “Tiger Penis Found At Auckland Airport”. Well, Wood’s caddy is from New Zealand. Perhaps after 121 women, it really DID fall off….

Colbert Rips Glenn Beck For Associating Himself With MLK. It shouldn’t take a Ph.D. to understand the Beck couldn’t hold MLK’s jock.

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