May 17, 2010 5:22 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

Governor out to rebrand Arizona over immigration law criticism . Memo to Gov. Jan Brewer: no matter how much lipstick you use, eventually you’re going to have to admit that you still have a pig on your hands.

Arizona tourism loses more business in wake of immigration law vote. It’s pretty simple, really: if you pass blatantly racist legislation that turns your state into a de facto police state, you can’t claim to be surprised when good people don’t react favorably.

Government Skipped Inspections On Doomed Rig. Hmm…perhaps because regulators were too busy banging women who worked for Big Oil?

D.C. soda tax proposal draws opposition from beverage industry. Because, in case you’d forgotten, America was founded on the principles of life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and the inalienable right to sugary, fattening soft drinks that contribute to childhood obesity. Why does the D.C. government hate America??

Gingrich: Obama Should Withdraw Kagan Nomination. Thus decrees one of the most dishonest and irresponsible Republicans out there. What POSSIBLE choice does President Obama have but to comply?

Saudi-funded Fox News contributor Newt Gingrich attacks Harvard for Saudi funding. Not many people know this, but “Newt Gingrich” is actually Latin for “one who speaks out of his ass”.

Steve Jobs Promises ‘Freedom From Porn’ In Fiery Email Exchange. I had no idea that Jobs was a slave to porn.

Think twice about displaying tattoos in the workplace. Oddly enough, not everyone wants to have employees who look like circus freaks. Go figure.

Peeping Tom Peeps In On MMA Fighter, Doesn’t Peep So Good No More. If you’re determined to spy on a couple busy getting busy, you might want to avoid couples in which the male is a mixed martial arts fighter in his spare time. Trust me on this one; you can thank me later.

Would You Desert Facebook Over Privacy Issues?. Call me silly, but this “controversy” feels like much ado about nothing. If privacy was your issue, why are you on Facebook to begin with?

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