Woman Sues Cellphone Company For $600,000 For “Exposing” Her Adultery. Memo to those similarly inclined: if you’re going to be cheating on your spouse, you might want to pay your own damn cell phone bill.
Bristol Palin Signs Deal For Up To $30,000 Per Speech: Report. Damn…how do I become an unwed mother??
Elena Kagan’s “socialist” college thesis. OHMIGOD!!! Elena Kagan proved (as a senior at Princeton) that she has a brain!! Clearly, it’s time for President Obama to withdraw Kagan’s nomination to the Supreme Court.
NRA Members Echo Fiery Right-Wing Anti-Obama Rhetoric: ‘He Hates The Second Amendment’. The beautiful thing about being a Right-wing nutjob is that you can make all sorts of specious arguments. No evidence to support your claim? No problem! Just repeat it loudly and often enough, and eventually the American Sheeple will come to accept it as the truth.
Behind Facebook’s privacy debacle. Rule #1: If it’s truly private, DON’T put it on the Internet. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1…and stop yer bellyachin’.
If Taco Bell Accidentally Gives You $2K Instead Of Burritos, Give It Back. Well, if you’re in Taco Bell because you think they actually serve edible food, no amount of advice, good or otherwise, is going to be enough to save you, anyway.
Transocean to give shareholders $1 billion while trying to cap its responsibility for Gulf spill at $27 million. Because accepting responsibility is for losers and Liberals.
Do Not Even Try To Escape Starbucks. They WILL hunt you down, and they WILL find you. It’s not America’s drug of choice for no reason.
LeBron James’ mother of a sex scandal. So James’ mother allegedly had an affair with one of his teammates. Uh…so what??
“Openbook” Makes It Easy To Search For Humiliating Facebook Updates. That shot of your puking on your neighbor’s Pomeranian that you posted after last week’s frat party? Yeah, potentially employers will be all over that one.
