May 21, 2010 5:36 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

Arizona Jackass Threatens To Cut Off LA’s Power.
LADWP To Arizona: ‘Suck It, We Actually Own Your Power Plants’. If you’re going to make threats, at least make sure that the object of your threat doesn’t own the assets you’re threatening them with. Otherwise, you just look like a dumbass. Et tu, Gary Pierce?

Bad Acid Trip: Man Castrates Himself Because His Balls Contain Monsters. You know, I’ve been having that exact same problem…but there’s NO WAY you’re getting near Mr. Happy with ANY sort of sharp instrument.

Citing ‘Common Sense,’ Tennessee Governor Vetoes ‘Guns In Bars’ Bill. Guns in bars? What could POSSIBLY go wrong??

Little Girl Tells Michelle, ‘Barack Obama Is Taking Away Everybody That Doesn’t Have Papers’. First, he came for our guns. Then, he came for our fishing rods. Before long, he came after our ham sandwiches….

Rand Paul: ‘The Hard Part Of Believing In Freedom’ Is Opposing Ban On Whites-Only Lunch Counters. It’s easy to feel this way when you’re White and Republican, but shouldn’t the majority be responsible for ensuring that minorities are treated as equal parts in the American Experiment?

Sharon Stone Talks Dry Spell, Plastic Surgery Disaster. It’s a drag getting old….

Luba Lavrusik Generated $182,000 From Her Suburban Mom Hooker Practice. Wow, so that’s how I can earn extra money in my spare time….

Why Oil Spills Don’t Happen to Rich People. Uh, because rich people can buy their way out of just about any uncomfortable or incovenient predicament? When’s the last time you saw an oil spill in the Hamptons?

Melanese Asia Reid Busts Out Taser on Wendy’s Worker Who Botched Her Order. I said NO ONIONS!!!!

Harris County GOP: Hispanics are freeloaders. Ah, Texas…where never is heard a discouraging word, and the bigots run rampant all day.

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