May 23, 2010 6:02 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

(another nifty graphic spirited away from Brian Kane…shh…he’ll never know, ‘kay??)

BLANKET OF OIL SMOTHERS LOUISIANA WETLANDS. Thanks, self-regulation free-market Republicans!!

GOP blocking science and technology bill . Because the “Party of NO!” is truly the party of no ideas, no vision, no morals, and no interest in anything but their own self-interest.

Investigators: N. Korea torpedoed S. Korean warship. Great, just what we need…a renewal of hostilities on the Korean peninsula…especially when Kim Jong-il is as bat-shit crazy as Glenn Beck on a bad acid trip.

TeaBagger Queen Bachmann Living High On the Socialist Hog. Not many people are aware of this, but the literal German translation for “Bachmann” is “f——-g hypocrite”. I’m ashamed to say that I went to high school in her district. I had NO idea I was surrounded by so many brain-dead Jesus-y morons.

Jane Lynch Disses Limbaugh So Pigboy’s an ignoramus and a world-class dickweed. That’s news??

Texas State Board Of Education Swamped With Criticism Over New Textbook Guidelines. It appears that even in Texas there are good people unwilling to stand by while the state’s edumication/indoctrination system is turned into a national laughing stock.

‘Sexiest video ever’ spreads virus on Facebook. If you fall for this, you’re going to pretty much get what you deserve.

No Rules Against Members Of Congress Sleeping With Staff. Uh, since when do we need rules requiring that Jesus-y “family values” Republicans respect their marriage vows. Isn’t that why they’re called “vows” to begin with??

Media Gallery: The Most Corrupt States. And whodathunkit? Tennessee’s #1!! Mama must be SO proud….

She’s Hot & Hezbollah: Using Women As Ideological Weapons. She’s Arab, she’s hot, and she knows how to work a stripper pole. Cue the fatwa in 4…3…2….

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