Rand Paul’s Opponent Blasts Him For ‘Empathy Gap’. How about the ‘Cluelessness Gap’?
‘Drunken Scotsman’ guilty of killing teenage jockeys in fireball attack. Talk about killing a mosquito with a howitzer….
New Rule: The Republican Leadership in America Must Produce Their Birth Certificates. If Republicans are the “adults”, please point me toward the day care center.
What Should I Do With My Stacks Of Chinese Currency?. Hmm…how about wallpaper?
Six Seasons Of ‘Lost’ Recapped By Comedian Who’s Never Seen ‘Lost’. And it makes about as much sense as any other explanation….
53-year-old virgin seeks school board chairman post: John Mark Coney broke the news about his sex life (or lack thereof) at a recent candidates’ forum in Orlando. I’m not certain that this is the sort of thing that any self-respecting male would openly admit to…especially as you’re reading from your Bible and telling the President to withdraw his Supreme Court nominee.
HOLY WATER ALLEGEDLY SPRINKLED ON ATHEIST TEACHER. Thankfully, the teacher didn’t burst into flames.
How difficult is it to get a medical marijuana card?. Dude, I just figured out how I can score some weed!!
WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH To Picket RONNIE JAMES DIO’s Public Memorial Service? I see a serious ass-kicking in the future of a few Christian bigots….
Anti-abortion fetus dolls handed out to Norfolk students. But she was doing the Lord’s work, don’tchaknow??