May 27, 2010 4:25 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

Steele refuses to denounce Rand Paul: ‘I can’t condemn a person’s view.’Unless, of course, that person happens to be a Liberal…and then they’re fair game, right?

Man Sucked Into Sausage Machine. Uh, thanks…but I think I’ll have some bacon….

Burger King To Offer Actual BBQ Ribs. Yeah, apparently that synthetic pork they were trying to pass off as the real thing had all the flavor of dried whale penis.

China Prosecuting 21 Swingers For ‘Partner Swapping’. What possible interest could the State have in the private activities of consenting adults? Then again, there are those in this country who would quite happily head down this same path, putting government in our the bedrooms of Americans. They’re called “Family Values Christians”.

Sen. Lamar Alexander Advocates A Government Takeover Of BP. Can you imagine the weeping and gnashing of teeth that would reverberate from sea to shining sea if a Democrat had proposed this idea? SOCIALISM!!!! Republican: Latin for “f——-g hypocrites”.

China’s Bra-Removing Contest Pits Men Against Clasps. Hey, I used to be pretty good at that…especially one-handed. ‘Course, I’ve retired, but if called upon, I think I could still hold my own….

Washington Post Food Critic Takes On KFC’s Double Down. Everybody wants to die like a man….

Lady Gaga’s Penis Dies In Berlin Sex Club Bathroom. No, I really don’t want to know….

Mark Twain’s 100 Year-old Autobiography Features ‘Vibrating Sex Toy’. No, really don’t want to know about this one, either….

Jennifer Aniston’s Undressed Moments: Which Is Your Favorite? (NSFW PHOTOS). Uh…ALL of them??

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