And Now A Photo Of Evan Longoria’s Penis. Allegedly.. Because, really…what is da Interweb for but sending pictures of your semi-erect schlong to the (hopefully female) object of your affections? And what else can said female be expected to do but to spread said schlong hither and yon over da Interweb? Ain’t technology great??
Unemployed Man Sends Angry Email To GOP Senator, Gets INDICTED. Because free speech is wonderful…unless you’re venting your spleen at a Republican Senator/Ignoramus.
Eddy Curry Can’t Pay His Bills. Wait; Curry made $273,000 PER MINUTE over the past two NBA seasons…and he can’t afford to pay his bills? Should Knicks fans be passing the collection plate for him??
Rejecting The Military’s Wishes, Inhofe Wants To Weaken Gun Rules Designed To Prevent Another Ft. Hood Attack. Because Jim Inhofe would rather drop trou and grab his ankles for the NRA than look after the well-being and security of our sons and daughters in uniform.
The Pentagon’s Brownie Recipe Is 26 PAGES Long — See What’s In It. And the worst part is that it probably tastes like crap.
Gingrich: Steele ‘Drives The Left Crazy’ Because ‘They Can’t Attack The RNC For Being Racist’. Perhaps…but we CAN attack them for being clueless zealots devoid of ideas and lacking a constructive plan to get America back on track.
CIA Planned To Portray Saddam, Bin Laden As Pedophiles. If you can’t win by employing the truth, then character assassination, rumors, whisper campaigns, and innuendo are ALWAYS good options.
Arizona Superintendent: It’s A Big Problem If Teachers Have Accents And Pronounce ‘Comma’ As ‘COH-ma’. Because when you can’t “speak American” in the Land of the Free and Home of the White, you don’t deserve the freedoms that accrue to Real Americans.
U.S. Citizen Arrested, Held For Three Days On Suspicion Of Being Illegal Immigrant. Because when you look “different” in the Land of the Free and Home of the White, you just might just discover that freedom isn’t free.
GOP Rep. Slams Fox News: ‘I Don’t Know What They’re Doing At Fox News, But They Should Stop Smoking It’. Well, perhaps Steve LaTourette’s first mistake was assuming that Fox Noise Channel was actually a news outlet and not a Republican propaganda mouthpiece. Silly wabbit….
