Move Over Obama, Stephen Strasburg Is D.C.’S Most Popular Person. Perhaps if President Obama had a 102-MPH fastball….
Roy Halladay Throws 20th Perfect Game In MLB History. Best of all, I think Roy Halladay actually smiled.
Ex-Hooters employee: I was told to drop weight. You mean to tell me that they didn’t hire you for your incisive mind??
GOP won’t allow ideas to raise taxes on new site, but Hitler references and anti-Hispanic rhetoric are OK. You know you’re officially devoid of ideas when this is the best you have to offer.
Why Jesse James And Mark Souder Cheated. Uh…’cuz they’re moral reprobates who think that the rules apply to everyone but themselves??
Stimulus-Critic Rick Perry Only Able To Balance His State’s Budget Because Of Stimulus. Rick Perry couldn’t lead a pack of hungry Cub Scouts to a Dairy Queen….
Columbia valedictorian apes Patton Oswalt’s ‘physics for poets’ joke. Good God, y’all…does ANYONE bother to write their own material anymore??
K Street Lobbyists Hope To Make John Boehner The Next Speaker: He’s ‘A Good Investment’. The best Conservative legislator money can buy.
Poor People Spend 9% Of Income On Lottery Tickets. Well, if you only make $13,000, lottery tickets probably make about as much sense as any other investment plan.
After Saying House Republicans Will Listen With ‘America Speaking Out,’ Pence Says ‘It’s Not A Listening Tour’. “The American Sheeple will take what we give them…and they’ll LIKE it!”
