Three years after the protests began, it seems Subway has finally listened to its customers and will start tessellating cheese on its sandwiches, according to what appears to be an internal weekly newsletter. As the image shows, and anyone who has gotten a Subway sandwich knows, most Subways layer their isosceles-cut cheese in an overlapping fashion. This means one side of the sandwich gets more cheese than the other and leaves pockets of zero cheese, resulting in a uneven flavor and texture distribution. As the newsletter says, “This will improve the cheese coverage on the sandwiches.”
OK, y’all; if the biggest problem that you face in your otherwise charmed existence is “uneven flavor and texture distribution”…well, perhaps it’s time to stop whining, eh? I love Subway, sometimes eating there 2-3 times a week. I can’t ever recall being distressed over a sandwich having “uneven flavor and texture distribution”. I’m usually too busy stuffing my face to concern myself with something so esoteric and nit-picky.
Then again, I’m sure there are people out there who expect the apex of perfection for their five-dollar foot long….
Damn it…I paid FIVE DOLLARS for this foot long sandwich…and I simply will not tolerate such blatantly and egregiously uneven flavor and texture distribution!!
May I suggest that perhaps it’s time to get yourself a life?? Either that, or just go to Quizno’s or Schlotzky’s. And get over yourself, already….
