So, your girlfriend just dumped you…probably because you’re a whiny dickweed and a total control freak. Do you:
A) Take this opportunity to reflect on how you can become a better person,
B) Write a sensitive, heartfelt letter to your girlfriend expressing your sorrow and your heartfelt love for her,
C) Sneak into her house after she leaves for work,
D) Toss all of her clothes into a pile in the living room and them set them afire, or
E) Lock her dog into a room, and then blow her house up, emerging laughing from the rubble??
Judging by the photograph above, if you chose “C”, “D”, and “E”, you’ve won a prize from the WWJD prize closet…as soon as I can remember where it is. Oh, and adding to the drama and the silliness is the fact that the girlfriend had not paid her homeowner’s insurance. Oops….
Dude, you couldn’t just take your lumps and do what any normal, self-respecting guy would do in a similar situation…go on a three-week bender in Las Vegas and trash a couple hotel rooms?
