What’s The Best Way To Avoid Being Raped In Prison?. Hmm…maybe by not committing crimes that would cause you to be sentenced to prison in the first place??
The latest Glenn Beck ratings collapse. Apparently, crazy, incoherent, and foaming at the mouth has a short shelf life.
Ritual Pierogi Guy Sacrifice Sure To Fix Things In Pittsburgh. You baseball team sucks, and it hasn’t had a winning season the Administration of Bush the Elder. How do you plan on fixing things? Why, of course…by firing a guy who dresses up in a pierogi costume. THAT ought to mollify your fans….
‘Party of Parasites’ author took $1M in farm subsidies. When you do it, it’s hypocrisy and sucking at the public teat. When I do it, I’m merely getting my due.
What Is North Korean Striker Jong Tae Sae Actually Crying About? That he might actually have to go back to North Korea??
Judge who ruled against offshore drilling moratorium invests in oil industry. It’s only hypocrisy and a conflict of interest if the judge rules that it is.
Cop Arrests Man Trying To Bring Sick Wife To Hospital. When common sense and compassion take a holiday, this is what you get.
Texas Can’t Afford To Buy New Far-Right Textbooks, But Rick Perry Still Resists Federal Aid. Because REAL patriots do what the voices tell them to do.
Passengers ‘Screaming And Yelling’ After Being Stranded On Hot Plane For Hours. If only they would have sat still and kept quiet like good cattle….
King Touts Project Funded By The Stimulus Package That He Opposed. Hypocrisy and hubris: two universal and dependable Republican virtues.