Oil Fund Czar Must Decide Who Gets Paid: Seafood Restaurants? Souvenir Stands? Strip Clubs?. What about the strippers?? They have needs, too….
Big Tobacco’s Slimy New Ploy to Trick Smokers Into Thinking There Are “Healthier” Cigarettes. But they’re healthy carcinogens….
Washington Times Features Doctored Photo Of Kagan In A Turban To Claim She’s Subservient To Shariah Law. OH NOES!! OMG!! Elena Kagan’s a closet Muslim?? It must be true!! The Washington Times says so!!!
REPORT: Establishment GOP PACs Spend At Least $2 Million Fighting Tea Party Candidates In Primaries. Translation: we want your votes…your ideas suck.
Michele Bachmann: From rags to witches. When you do it, it’s the worst sort of Anti-American corruption and sucking at the public teat imaginable. When I do it, I’m just getting what I’ve got coming.
6 Shocking Ways Conservatives Helped Cause the Economic Destruction of America. Hmm…let’s see…. Greed? Self-interest? A bankrupt, immoral ideology? Devotion to corporations over people? A love of and lust for war? Ignorance of whatever realities don’t fit their preconceived notions? Yep, that’s six, all right.
Baseball really IS America’s past-time. Yeah, having an injured Wang really sucks, doesn’t it??
Walmart Employee Forced to Wear Yellow Vest After Telling Boss He’s Gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay, of course.
Rick Perry and Pete Olson, worser and worstest person in the world. Amazing, isn’t it…that two of the dumbest politicians on the face of the planet both hail from Texas? Yeah, but they’re WAY more Jesus-y than you are.
LaRouchite Dem Candidate ‘Ke$ha’ Has Some Awesome Ideas Re: Space Colonies, Impeachment. AND she’s from Texas!! BONUS wackiness!!
