Rand Paul Wants To Build $1-Billion Electric Underground Fence To Keep Out Mexican Gophers. ‘Cuz they’re just looking to take jobs away from red-blooded real AMERICAN gophers, knowhutimean??
Verizon: Die Fighting In Afghanistan, Pay $350 Early Termination Fee. Apparently, he died to protect the American Way of Life…which includes companies like Verizon treating their customers like numbers. Nice work, guys….
Germany Explodes In Orgy Of Vuvuzela Violence. Well, it was bound to happen somewhere, sometime.
Beck, A Self-Proclaimed Heir To Civil Rights Movement, Promotes Quotes By Anti-Civil Rights Ezra Taft Benson. Truly, the man knows no shame, and his knowledge of history is roughly equivalent to that of a circus clown.
Rep. Gohmert Touts Column Comparing Obama To Hitler Over Handling Of BP. Hmm…remember the outrage from the Rabid Right when some on the Left compared The Worst President EVER © to Hitler? Yet it’s acceptable to do the same to a Democratic President? Man, the hypocrisy is almost palpable.
Don’t Let the McChrystal Frenzy Obscure the Dirty Truth About Afghanistan. Besides the fact that Afghanistan is this generation’s Vietnam, and the fact that it’s an unwinnable war, we continue wasting American blood and treasure…for what? The Soviets and the British couldn’t pacify Afghanistan; why are we so arrogant as to think that we can? American Exceptionalism doesn’t make us immune to history.
Tiny Turtle Makes AirTran Return To Gate, Girls Forced To Get Rid Of Pet Before Reboarding. Yes, but one can’t be too careful these days; it may have been a TERRORIST turtle.
Twenty Other States Considering Copying Arizona Immigration Law. Remember, it’s not racism if you’re doing it to someone who doesn’t look like you; it’s racism when someone who doesn’t look like you does it to you. Anyone else think that we’re not headed towards becoming a police state?
Heritage Foundation Issues Deceptive Report On Welfare. The Heritage Foundation is to truth and accuracy what Ted Bundy was to healthy heterosexual relationships.
Privacy Change: Apple Knows Where Your Phone Is And Is Telling People. Who knew? It appears that “Big Brother” is just an anagram for “Steve Jobs”.