Hebrew University sues GM over topless Einstein ad. It was all fun and games until someone posted a cell phone photo of Einstein’s schlong on the Internet. Then the schnitzel hit the fan….
Charlie Crist flip-flops to support ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ repeal. This should come as no surprise to anyone, as Crist is a summa cum loudly graduate of the John McCain School of Electioneering (motto: “I’ll do or say ANYTHING to get elected!!”).
“Jerseylicious” Shows How To Get The Jersey Boob Job (No Surgery Needed). Just in time for summer….
GOP Rails Against DADT Repeal On House Floor: It’s ‘A Social Experiment,’ Un-Patriotic, ‘Insult’ To Military. Because when you have no ideas of your own, you’re likely going to be reduced to spreading hateful, inflammatory rhetoric, propaganda, and tired, time-worn talking points.
Rafael Nadal Watch: $525,000 Timepiece At French Open. When is enough too much? When you’re wearing watch worth more than a half-million dollars, that’s when. Tacky and built to stay that way.
Bachmann Wants Military Chaplains To Be Able To Proselytize At Non-Religious Events. Because nothing says “unit cohesion” quite like having a tent revival so ALL military personnel can experience the rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness, eh? God’s an American…and a Republican.
Rand Paul Endorses Obviously Unconstitutional Plan To End Birthright Citizenship. In the final analysis, the Constitution is nothing but a piece of paper, right?
The Funniest, Craziest Quotes From The GOP’s New Website. And these loons want to run the country? Jeebus, I wouldn’t let them manage a Dairy Queen.
Ohio Radio Station Runs Contest To ‘Spend A Weekend Chasing Aliens’ In Phoenix. And if you’re the ninth caller, we’ll give you a rifle and enough ammunition for some VERY happy hunting!
O’Reilly tells African-American Columbia University professor that he looks like a ‘cocaine dealer.’. To his credit, Prof. Marc Lamont Hill responded that O’Reilly looked like a cocaine user. Advantage, Hill….
