Mississippi GOP congressional candidate: Democratic policies are ‘more dangerous’ than 9/11 or Pearl Harbor. Because ridiculous, overcooked hyperbole in the service of a tired, worn-out, hatred-fueled agenda is no crime- it’s a way of life. WHY DO LIBRULS HATE AMERICA???
I.C. man charged with indecent exposure Normally, when I go to a restaurant, I don’t expect to see a 67-year-old man lying in the grass and masturbating. Call me unreasonable, but isn’t that the kind of thing one should be doing at a McDonald’s??
Fred Thompson Says Scott Brown Owes Him Money, for Inspiration. Yeah, like Thompson is the only “just plain folks” politician allowed to drive a truck. CHEESY THEME WARNING!!!
Rep. Tom Cole on oil spill: ‘Acts of God are acts of God.’. No, an “act of God” would be something natural…like, say, a hurricane. Since when are cutting corners, incompetence, and inept regulation considered “acts of God”?
The Really Creepy People Behind the Libertarian-Inspired Billionaire Sea Castles. You know you have too damn much money when….
Maths formula proves giraffes can swim: Mathematics has proven that giraffes can swim - even though they wouldn’t be very good at it and nobody has ever seen them do it. Tune in tomorrow when Prof. Wackadoodle demonstrates to a mathematical certainty that pigs can fly. And then we’ll put his theorem to the test. Mmm…bacon makes EVERYTHING better….
Sorry, Cheetos Aren’t Nutritious. Wait a minute….aren’t they flavored with cheese??
Airline Gives Osama Bin Laden a Boarding Pass: British Airways Features Terrorist Al Qaeda Leader’s Name in Heathrow Airport Magazine. As long as he’s not sitting in coach….
Affair With Son In Law, Now Pregnant. Oops…does this mean that Thanksgiving dinner is going to be VERY awkward this year??
Why Conservatives Hate You: How Our Politics Relies on Creating Disgust for Opponents. Because when you have no creative, constructive ideas of your own, all you’re really left with is demonizing those who think differently.
