Man Wearing Only A Sock Crashes News Broadcast. Lesson #1 that most cameramen learn in Penis Sock Avoidance School: When a man dressed only in a strategically-placed black sock wanders into your shot, ZOOM OUT!!
Great Moments In Outlandish Breakfast Cereal Health Claims. BIGGER PENIS!! NO MORE BALD SPOT!! YOU’LL FINALLY BREAK 100!! BAG A SUPERMODEL!! Man, those Frosted Flakes can do ANYTHING….
Virgin sacks staff over internet porn. Today’s dispatch comes to us from the Department of Unintended Irony….
Celebrate England’s World Cup Run….By Subjugating The Irish!. Well, it’s not as if England actually has any beer worthy of drinking….
Transgender Men Shock Delaware Beachgoers By Going Topless. No, really…pictures are totally unnecessary. There are still some things better off left to the imagination….
Barbour skips second meeting with Obama on Gulf Coast oil spill. Because the Guv was busying taking care of business on Wall Street. Oil Spill? That’s SO April 20th….
Illinois Senate Race: All Insults, All The Time. Adults need not apply.
Rep. Jo Ann Emerson Votes Against Stimulus, Attends Ribbon Cutting Ceremony For Stimulus-Funded Project. Because Republicans and rank hypocrisy go together like strippers and professional athletes.
Dustin Hoffman And Jason Bateman Smooch It Up On Staples Center Kiss Cam. When you’re a B-list celebrity, you do whatchoo gotta do to get notice in L.A.
Big Tobacco Sues NYC, Claims Anti-Smoking Posters Are Unconstitutional. Confronting people with the truth is so…inconvenient.
