Rima Fakih: ‘I’m Miss USA, I’m not Miss Religion. … I think I’m misunderstood.’. Right, she’s just campaigning for the right of every hot, self-respecting Muslim woman to work a stripper pole. And the problem with this would be…?
40% - Smoked Marijuana. And the other 60% didn’t inhale.
If Your Clothes Shrink After Washing, That’s Not Hollister’s Problem. That’s what you get for being a clean freak.
Thank You For Your Messages of Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh. Actually, I suppose they should be messages of condolence and sympathy to the poor, deluded woman who married the human colostomy bag.
Fired Banker Hottie Was Distractingly Hot, Onlookers Confirm. Since when is having a great rack an impediment to a woman’s career prospects?
Defending Raghead Comment, South Carolina State Senator Says ‘We’re At War’ With Foreign Countries. And all this time, I’d been thinking that would should be at war with ignorant White bigots like Jake Knotts. Jeebus, what a sorry excuse for a human being.
Sheen faces an uncommon jail in Colorado. Heaven forbid that anyone- especially a celebrity the caliber of Charlie Sheen- should be inconvenienced or uncomfortable while serving a jail term.
Ugly Bertie ‘Britain’s ugliest cat’ finds new home on Merseyside. Jeebus, that’s one fugly cat. Warning: do not check out the picture unless you have a strong (and empty) stomach.
This Is The Woman Who Launched Her Car Over A Toll Booth. Well, when you gotta get home and you don’t have any change….
Check Out Some Hot Teen Sex (Survey Results). If you’re the parent of a teenager, you’ll want to start running with scissors in 4…3…2….
