John Cornyn On Why Mark Kirk’s Exaggerations Are Different Than Richard Blumenthal’s. Silly wabbit…Kirk’s a Republican, and therefore held to a much lower standard for truthiness. Blumenthal, as a Democrat, must at all times be completely and utter truthful about everything up to and including his bowel movements. If he falls short, he must as a matter of course resign.
Dark Side Arises for Phone Apps. In Soviet Russia, iPhone watches you….
Bernie Madoff: ‘F—k My Victims’. Remorse: in short supply here.
Did The Bush Administration Experiment On Detainees?. Hey, it worked for the Nazis…and it’s not like the detainees are real people or anything…right??
Mike Mullen: Al Qaeda In Iraq ‘Devastated’. SAh, self-delusion…it’s a wonderful thing….
Mother Shocked At Wendy’s Toy: Prize In Kid’s Meal Has Sexual Language. The woman should consider herself fortunate that she didn’t get the other toy that’s available, which featured a recording of 2 Live Crew’s “Me So Horny”.
Items hint at Earhart’s final struggle: Evidence backs view that pilot, navigator died as castaways. The evidence currently available suggests that they may well have ended up on Gilligan’s Island.
The 40-year itch: divorce in the later years. Say hello the the eHarmony Senior Tour….
Off-duty police officer kills man after dispute: Unarmed victim had grabbed the officer’s female companion, police say. Grabbing the ass of a policeman’s girlfriend? Dude, that’s a perforation looking for a place to happen.
BP Claims Capture Of About 10,000 Barrels/Daily. BP can’t be bothered to figure out and disclose how much oil is spewing into the Gulf of Mexico on a daily basis, but they certainly were quick to figure out how much they’re collecting in their new-fangled containment device.
