June 15, 2010 5:23 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

Republicans Jubilant About Gulf Coast Coverage. Why the jubilation? BP is in the process of killing the Gulf of Mexico; that’s something to celebrate??

Pelosi: We’ll stop blaming Bush when Bush’s ‘problems go away’. The problems he created didn’t magically disappear when he left office. The Idiot-in-Chief spent eight years f——-g this country; it’s going to take awhile to clean up that mess.

More than half the members of the GOP’s ‘Young Guns’ program are eligible for AARP membership. Well, when you’re a Republican, 50 is the new 35…because few 35-year-olds want to run for office as a Republican.

In Sweden, the Men Can Have It All. In my next life, I’m going to be Swedish….

Michael Bloomberg: Leave BP Alone!. Why? Is your personal fortune tied up in BP stock??

Bill Clinton to health insurers: ‘I want to thank you for your support of the health care reform movement.’. Uh, I didn’t realize that President Clinton was living on Planet Reebok. Here on Earth, reality is somewhat different.

The Comedian as Politician, and Vice Versa. Honestly, I don’t want my politicians to be funny. I want them to be competent. And honest. And committed. And willing to do the right thing for the right reasons.

Rove Says Obama Should Hear From Academics On Oil Spill, Then Complains He Is Surrounded By Academics. No matter what the President does, he will be taken to task by zealots complaining about something. So why not just tell them to go fornicate themselves? It’s what Jesus would do.

The Cambodian Army: Open for Corporate Sponsors. This repression and wholesale slaughter of anti-government rebels and dissidents moment has been brought to you by Tums. Tums: for those uncomfortable moments when your conscience upsets your stomach.

South Carolina State Senator Censured For ‘Raghead’ Comments, Says He ‘Could Care Less’. If this man’s a Christian, then I’m the Queen of England. Jeebus, what a miserable excuse for a human being.

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