NY Times Reporter Defends Afghan Minerals Story, Slams Bloggers For ‘Jerking Off In Their Pajamas’. I resemble that remark…I don’t wear pajamas.
Exxon CEO: As an industry, ‘we are not well equipped’ to handle oil disasters. Right…arrogance and hubris is how we got to where we are today, right??
Tea Party Candidate Carries Gun, Floats ‘2nd Amendment Remedies’ As ‘Cure’ For Opponent. So…Sharron Angle is planning on shooting Harry Reid??
When asked about Obama’s prayer for the Gulf, Gingrich says he ‘hopes he means it.’. Because, as any REAL American knows, only Conservative Republicans pray sincerely.
Laurie David DENIES Al Gore Affair Allegation. Oh, dear God, no…. Don’t tell us that an Al Gore sex tape is next….
Barbour Is Concerned That Escrow Account Will Cut Into BP’s Profits: ‘It Bothers Me’. Would that Barbour could pull his anterior out of his posterior long enough to shed some of those crocodiles for his constituents along the MIssissippi Gulf Coast whose profits have been cut into by the oil spill.
BP Agrees To Set Aside $20 Billion For Spill Claims In White House Meeting. Well, that ought to make everything all better, eh?
Opponents of same-sex marriage ask Prop. 8 judge to invalidate 18,000 marriages of gay couples. Hatred and oppression. It’s what Jesus would do.
Albert Haynesworth Continues To Out-Haynesworth Himself. Spoiled, insecure, and self-absorbed is no way to go through life, son. Man, it sucks when you find out that the world doesn’t revolve around you, eh??
Like the Real Thing, the Lady Gaga Sex Doll May or May Not Have a Penis. And the #1 question that we REALLY don’t want or need an answer to….
