Jeb Bush: People Blame My Brother For Their Sniffles. Uh, no…people blame your brother for being an incompetent, inept ideologue who brought this nation (and its economy) to its knees in order to enrich his friends. They blame him for being The Worst President EVER ©. Stop acting as if you care about the people of this country, willya?
BP Executive To Gulf Residents: You Need Us, So Don’t ‘Shoot The Dog Who Is Trying To Bring Home The Bone’. Translation: “We have the gold, therefore we make the rules. STFU.”
American Indian Students The Country’s Least Served, Officials Say. If you’ve ever been on a reservation, you’d know how true this is. Most reservations would have to upgrade to be considered a Third World Country.
More GOP Lawmakers Hop On Bandwagon To Smear $20 Billion Escrow Fund As ‘Chicago Style Shakedown’. If this doesn’t prove that the GOP values corporations over people…I don’t know what will.
Public Interest Groups Call Dems’ Attempt To Appease Critics By Expanding Disclosure Carveout ‘Appalling’. Whatever you do, DON’T piss off the NRA….
Yankee Stadium Crushes American Vuvuzela Craze Before It Begins. And I’ll bet the guy was a Phillies fan.
Original Artist Wants to Design Flame-Resistant Replacement Jesus. He’s promised to make it bigger, stronger, and 20% more “Jesus-y”.
Memphis Church Attempts to Keep Lesbians from Playing Softball. Elena Kagan was not available for comment.
ESPN Prepares For Life Without Erin Andrews; A New Sideline Princess Waits In The Wings. Another blonde siren for college students (and horny males in general) to drool over….
Jon Stewart: Joe Barton Is a “Disdainful Asshole”. And that’s on a good day….
