New Poll Confirms That Living in New Jersey Sucks. Yeah, I know…whodathunkit??
Female Answer To Viagra Just Can’t Stand Up To Testing Says FDA. Perhaps it was the decidedly un-sexy side effects?
Orrin Hatch, who co-sponsored individual mandate bill in 1993, introduces measure to declare it unconstitutional. When Democrats do it, it’s SOCIALISM!!!! When Republicans do it, it’s prescient, insightful leadership.
Vuvuzela Filter Strips Droning Horns from World Cup Broadcasts. Meanwhile, those of us who actually like the sound can just turn up the volume.
Real Housewife of New Jersey Danielle Staub’s Sex Tape, Minus the Sex. If all you wanted was the crazy less the bumping and grinding, here’s your sign.
Baseball Player To Marry Woman He Spotted In Stands. Jeebus, if it was that easy, wouldn’t everyone be doing it??
In His First Comments On The Gulf Coast Oil Spill, Cheney Criticizes Obama For A Lack Of Action. (Don’t Be A) Dick Cheney would criticize Barack Obama if he walked on water. Why do the media even continue to pay attention to the Curmudgeon-in-Chief?
Man Spoils Price Chopper Opening By Stripping & Threatening To Kill People. I hope someone at least remembered to collect his keys before the party started.
North Korean News Agency Reports Brazil Match, Fails To Report Final Score. Millions of North Koreans think their team beat Brazil. And you thought it was difficult being invincible….
BP-Hired Mercenaries Keep Reporters From Interviewing Workers. Because the truth is a terrible thing when you can’t control it.
