Councilwoman seeks boycott of bikini baristas, nearby biz. Because NOTHING poses a greater threat to the moral fiber of our country than attractive, scantily-clad women serving coffee. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN??
Tea Party Calls For Sponsors To Boycott Chris Matthews. This rampant wingnuttiness has been brought to you by Brawny paper towels…because this could get messy.
The Self-Identified Tiger Woods Babymamas Come Out Of The Woodwork. If only they had mentioned this a few months ago, when we actually cared.
Dina Lohan’s New Enemy: A Whale Named ‘Fudgie’. What is it about the wealthy and privileged that makes them believe they deserve treatment not available to mere mortals?
Entire Canadian Football Team Suspended For Steroids. Yes, a university did the right thing for the right reason. No, it wasn’t an SEC or Big-12 school. It was a Canadian university, so of course no one in this country gives a damn.
Inhofe slams Obama’s response to the oil spill: Bush’s ‘leadership’ during Katrina ‘looks pretty good right now.’. This just in from our Washington bureau: James Inhofe is a (&^%$#@ moron…and yes, you CAN quote me on that.
Diego Maradona Would Like You To Know He’s Not Gay. Just in case you were wondering. Or cared.
Biden angrily responds to Barton: It’s not a ‘shakedown’ to insist BP takes care of people who are ‘drowning.’ If you’re a Republican, you’ve never met a corporation that you’d be willing to hold liable…for anything.
Science: Skateboarders Get Measurably Gnarlier In The Presence Of Pretty Ladies. ‘Cuz the ladies just LOVE guys willing to take stupid risks. Guys, if you want to get laid, start by getting yourself a skateboard.
Man Calls Police Because He’s Unhappy With Craigslist Stripper. Uh…if you’re getting your strippers off of Craigslist, you’ve got far bigger problems than merely getting a refund.
