The Christianity Scam. The surest way to electoral success in South Carolina? By establishing that you’re significanly more “Jesus-y” than your opponent. This is especially effective when your opponent was “only” converted to Christianity, not born a good, God-fearing White Christian like yourself. In South Carolina (and Texas), being insufficiently “Jesus-y” is almost as bad as being a Librul.
Evangelicals: Gulf Spill Raises Moral Issues. Yeah, like would Jesus pay a dividend to his shareholders if he’d been responsible for an environmental disaster of this scale.
Rep. Michele Bachmann Tied To Christian Band That Calls For Gays To Be Executed. It would seem that whole Christian tolerance and charity thing was just a big misunderstanding. What would Jesus do? Why, he’d slit their throats and hang their bodies from lamp posts.
Six-Story-Tall Jesus Statue Destroyed By Lightning. Hmm…you mean to tell mean that man-made representations of the Almighty aren’t immune to forces that impact us mere mortals?? I may not be a Christian, but I’d say She was one pissed-off Deity.
Pat Robertson’s advice to woman whose husband flirts: Make yourself more attractive and ‘don’t hassle him.’. Remember, the Bible counsels wives to obey their husbands. It also helps to go out of your way to please him. Try meeting him naked at the front door with a pair of kneepads and a couple of cheerleaders.
Christian Right Group Tries to Kill Comedy Central Show About Jesus. Just wait until Pat Robertson figures out how to issue a fatwa.
Exposing the Christian Right’s New Racial Playbook. Because any REAL American knows that God is three things: White. Christian. Republican. Any questions??
Who Are the Hutaree Militia, And Why Do They Want to Kill Cops?. Hey, now…it’s what Jesus would do.
Faith On The Front Lines. There really aren’t any atheists in foxholes.
Why It’s So Tricky for Atheists to Debate with Believers. Perhaps because faith doesn’t follow conventional rules of logic and reason. “God said it; I believe it.”…I mean, how can you have a reasoned, rational discussion with someone who stands on that “logic”?
