July 5, 2010 5:24 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

Presidential scholars: Bush is the worst president of the modern era, bottom five of all time. And you wonder why I’ve always referred to George W. Bush as The Worst President EVER ©…. If I need to list the reasons why this is true, you clearly must have been drugged and unconscious during his Reign of Error ©.

Terrorism: Why They Want to Kill Us. Uh, ‘cuz they hate us for our iPhones??

Central Park Teeming with Rabid Raccoons. As if you really need something new and different to live in fear of, right?

Boehner On The Stimulus: Republicans ‘Never Said That It Wouldn’t Create One Job’. Uh, has the man never heard of a little thing we like to call “the Internet”. It’s amazing how quickly proclamations can be fact-checked…and, as it turns out, Republicans DID say that the stimulus wouldn’t (and didn’t) create jobs. Rule #1: Republicans lie. Rule #2: Always keep Rule #1 in mind.

All Arizona’s Problems Will Be Solved by PR. Most reasonable people think your state’s a collect of White-Makes-Right racists and bigots. So what? This only proves that you’re not winning the propaganda war…but there’s still hope for you!

Wingnut Website Offers ‘Politically Incorrect’ Book About Civil War. Because, despite what you may think, the wingnutty Far Right really does have a monopoly on the truth (Not!).

The Plot to Send Justin Bieber to North Korea. Can you think of a better place for him? And who in the Hell is “Justin Bieber”, anyway??

John McCain’s Latest Commercial Steals Matthew Lesko’s ‘Free Money’ Commercial. If you have no actual ideas, propaganda and ridicule are ALWAYS a good diversion.

Did Lindsay Steal $170,000 of Designer Clothes from a Boutique?. Who cares? What about the rumors that she took on the entire offensive line of the New York Giants and snorted meth off Tiger Woods’ ass?

Fiorina Calls Stimulus Program A Failure. And her alternative would have been…allowing the country to slide into a depression? Now that’s some inspired leadership, eh??

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