What Would You Do With A Forklift Full Of Wheat Thins?. Uh…start looking for some dip?
Hoekstra skips unemployment extension vote for country club fundraiser, even as unemployment sits at 13.6%. Because the unemployed aren’t going to donate to Hoekstra’s campaign…and Republicans like Hoekstra just done care…about anything except their political prospects.
Expired Unemployment Benefits Causing Panic, Desperation: ‘I’m Drowning Fast’. I’d tell you to call a Republican who cares…but they’re apparently aren’t any.
Iran Bans Coca-Cola, IBM And Other U.S. Brands. Well, that ought to free up the Iranian soft drink market for Martyrs of the Revolution Cola.
A Vapid And Hollow Charade. Bad political theater done poorly. And we’re all supposed to pretend as if the charade is an integral part of a grand and valuable process….
Chain-Smoking Indonesian Tot Continues His Habit On Camera. Can you say child abuse??
HOA Board Member Says They’re Not All Money Grubbing Scumbags. No, but enough of them are to make the entire system suspect…and just plain wrong.
NRA Planning On Endorsing Harry Reid Over America’s Favorite Shooter, Sharron Angle. Because not even the NRA is that bat-shit crazy, right? Well, who knows, but at least someone in the NRA has at least one foot planted on the terra firma of reality.
NYT: We Stopped Calling Waterboarding ‘Torture’ Because The Bush Administration Didn’t Approve. I know; WHAT Liberal Media?? And to think that journalists used to take pride in their independence. After spending eight years fellating the Bush Administration, the Mainstream Media has no credibility remaining. None.
Boehner Takes A Stand Against Paying $1.50 More For Indoor Tanning. Nice to see the House Minority Leader standing up for the little people, eh??
