The Topless Pictures of the Sexy Russian Spy You’ve Been Waiting For. Because I’m all about giving the people what they want.
Anti-Government Texas Region Worries About Being Undercounted In Census. ‘Cuz we can’t have our cake and eat it, too, if you don’t count all of us.
Millionaire Dipshit Ted Nugent Stands Up to Tyranny on Hannity. Nugent wouldn’t recognize tyranny if it snuck up, bit him on the ass, and handed him an autographed baseball card.
US taxpayers’ Afghan aid money buys rich Afghans’ Dubai villas. Your tax dollars at work…or not.
State tea party groups challenge each other: Two groups are in conflict, challenging the other’s creditability. Don’tcha just LOVE watching teabaggers eat their young? At least if their anger is focused on destroying one another, they won’t be able to do any actual damage to the country.
Divorce judge orders wall for warring Brooklyn couple. Well, it was either that, or pistols at 20 paces.
Lindsay Lohan’s New Israeli Girlfriend, and other Sapphic Developments. It’s WWJD’s new marketing strategy: all Lesbian, all the time. We’re still working out the kinks….
Oz turns to web for sex. I was going to make a joke about “going Down Under”…but, never mind….
Katy Perry Is Better Than 80 Women In Bed, And Other Sexy Math. Would you trade 80 women a month for one night with Katy Perry? Me, neither…but then again, one woman seems like plenty, don’tchathink? Why be greedy? Besides, women tend to get pissed off when they find out you slept with 79 other women last month. Go figure.
Rev. Lou Engle and His Three-Story-Tall Homosexual Jesus Giant. Methinks perhaps it’s time for someone to lay off the peyote buttons??
