July 14, 2010 5:34 AM

Things I think I might be thinking

Airlines Ground Thousands of Passengers to Avoid Tarmac Fines. If you were silly enough to think that airlines were all about customer service…well, here’s your sign.

20 Reasons to Hate the Airlines: A brief history of the industry’s 30-year campaign to nickel-and-dime us nearly to death. I’m not sure we need 20 reasons to convince us that the airline industry sucks. They had me at #1.

Bachmann Agrees With Radio Host’s Description Of Berwick As ‘Chairman Of The Obamacare Death Panel’. Never let the truth get in the way of perfectly serviceable propaganda. Critical thinking is for losers and Liberals.

Glenn Beck Sends MSNBC Message On His Nails. I’d like to send Beck a message, but “F—k you” seems entirely too complicated for a cementhead like him.

Chamber Of Commerce Rents Its Roof To Fox News, Fox News Refuses To Critically Report On The Chamber. NEVER let the news get the way of a good business relationship…especially when you’re not really a news organization in the first place.

Billionaire Florida Senate Candidate Photographed With Lindsay Lohan. Hmm…I wonder what message was painted on his fingernails?

Tanning Salon Tax Is Yet Another Example of ‘Reverse Racism’ In Obama’s America. Orange People have rights, too….

GOP Rep. Paul Broun wants to repeal the 16th and 17th amendments to reverse ‘socializing’ of America. Oh, and he wants to repeal the birthright citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment. Gee, why not just scrap the entire Constitution and start from scratch? That way you can create a police state that meets with your approval, eh?

Unpopular Sore-Loser Republican Bob Inglis Doesn’t Like Party Being Led By Demagogues. Pointing out to fellow Republicans that they’re idiots and dupes is a sure-fire recipe for…defeat. Thanks for playing the fued, Congressman!

BREAKING NEWS: Beer truck collides with Joe’s. FREE BUD LIGHT!!!

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