Rove urges Hannity to run for presidency: ‘If you ran, I might well’ run your campaign. Great…just what we need; a President even dumber than George W. Bush…and I’d never thought that could be possible.
Dick Cheney Undergoes Major Heart Surgery. I’ll skip the far-too-obvious joke about not realizing that Cheney had a heart. Nope. Not gonna go there…. WAY too easy.
South Carolina Lt. Governor Andre Bauer Likes To Wash Children’s Feet And Give Them New Shoes. But that doesn’t mean he’s Gay. Nosiree…. Republicans can’t be Gay, remember??
BP Prefers a ‘Slow Approach’ To Fixing the Oil Leak. Hey, it’s OK…BP is completely prepared should any sort of disaster take place. Wait…what???
BP may get tax refund because of oil disaster expenses. And you thought irony was dead….
Cantor Says Federal Spending Doesn’t ‘Create Jobs’ — At Job Fair With Companies Funded By The Stimulus. And you thought irony was dead…. Wait; is there an echo in here??
Your Complete Big-Ass Guide To Annoying Airline Fees. If you really want to aggravate an airline, this list seems like a pretty good place to start.
Government Study Says Airline Fees Should Be Disclosed To Consumers. If you still think that airlines are all about customer service…well, here’s your sign….
Another Alleged Russian Spy Caught, Deported from US. AND he worked for Microsoft. Ah…in Soviet Russia, computer watches you!!
Deal slams opponent in Georgia GOP gubernatorial primary for voting to support gay outreach. Hah! Any true Republican (and REAL American) knows that Gays and Lesbians are second-class citizens and must be treated as such and shunned accordingly.
