Old Spice Guy Helps Obama With The Ladies. Why not? Everyone else has an opinion.
Bachmann files to start, lead House Tea Party caucus. Because wingnuts have rights too.
Uranium Ore Is A Big Hit On Amazon.com. That’s nothing; I’ll bet I can find plutonium on eBay.
BIG NEWS FROM TAIWAN: Taliban Trained Monkeys To Kill For Bananas. The good news is that we should be safe as long as we avoid zoos.
Palin, Romney Get In First Cat Fight of 2012 Election. So, how’s that “hopey, changey” stuff workin’ out fer ya??
Need Murder Tips? There’s An App For That. And you were wondering why I LOVE my iPhone??
John Boehner Wants Moratorium on All New Regulations For a Year. Hey, now there’s some inspired leadership, eh? How ‘bout we just shutter the entire government for the next year or so? It’s not like anyone in Washington is working, anyway.
Tobacco Companies Say Menthol Cigarettes Don’t Encourage Kids To Smoke. And Joe Camel was just a REALLY cool marketing campaign aimed at senior citizens….
Ellen Page Peed In Bucket, Composted Her Urine. You see…celebrities are just like you or me…just infinitely stranger.
Steve Jobs: All Smartphones Have The Same Problem, But Here’s A Free Case. OK, can we all just stop making more out of the problem than really exists? I LOVE my iPhone. It’s not that big of a deal.