Rand Paul Defends Obama. And winged pigs are reported to have violated Saudi Arabian air space….
‘Mad Men’ Actress Goes Topless For Playboy. Don’tcha just LOVE a woman with a respect for history??
Gay Rights Group Donates $400,000 So Church Can Bless Bless Same-Sex Relationships. OMG!!! WHAT ABOUT OUR POOR, IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN?? IF THEY AREN’T TAUGHT TO HATE GAYS, THEY MIGHT END UP LIKING THEM!!! OH, THE HUMANITY….
The British Guide To Punishing Juvenile Inmates. Any instruction manual that contains the phrase “drive fingers into groin” has got to be EPIC.
Officers Catch Paris Hilton With Marijuana … Again. Apparently, the giveaway was the late-night trip to the Jack-in-the-Box drive through, where she ordered eight cheeseburgers, three extra-large orders of fries, and four large chocolate shakes.
Alert: Gwyneth Paltrow Ate Real Food. Reports did not indicate if Paltrow survived the trauma or spontaneously combusted after shrieking in agony.
McConnell refuses to denounce Tea Party racism: ‘I am not interested in getting into that debate.’. Well, of course not…McConnell knows that that if Republicans play their cards correctly, they can use that racism to their advantage.
Florida Tea Party To Host ‘Radical Islamophobe’ Who Said Muslims Shouldn’t Hold Political Office. Why would Republicans dirty themselves while dabbling in overt racism when they have surrogates willing to do the dirty work for them?
Apple Engineers Sleeping At Work To Fix Antenna Problem. OMG!!! EVERYBODY PANIC!!!
The Meth Capital of America Is Scared of a Mosque. Butbutbut…TERRORISM!! UN-JESUS-Y HEATHENS!! TERRORISM!! EVIL IDOLATORS!!
