Palin Compares Herself To Shakespeare, Asks Muslims To ‘Refudiate’ Mosque. I’d have something to say about this…but, damn…I just can’t stop laughing….
Glenn Beck: I Might Be Going Blind. Oh, thank you , Jesus!! Now if only he could also go deaf and dumb ;-)
Conservatives Predict A ‘Confrontational Atmosphere’ With Muslims Over Construction Of Mosques. Because the freedom of religion apparently only applies to good, God-fearing Conservative White Christians. Heathens (read: anyone not Conservative, White, AND Christian) need not apply.
Racist New Hampshire State House Candidate Advises Tea Party To Be More Open With Its Racism. That’s right, y’all…Jesus only loves crazy White bigots.
Have Dinner At Glenn Beck’s House For $75,000. Hell, Beck would have to pay ME $75k to break bread with him…and even then I’d have to think twice about it.
Angry About Congress Passing ‘Left-Wing Agenda Items,’ 45-Year-Old Parolee Opens Fire On Cops. Surely, I’m not the only person wondering why people opposing the Right-wing agenda don’t open fires randomly on cops? Conservatives excel at brainwashing the American Sheeple. Interesting how these folks never seem to blame the Republicans who got us into this mess, eh?
Dwyane Wade’s World Trade Center Reference And Other Great Moments In 9/11 Sports Analogies. This is what happens when we depend on professional athletes for trenchant social commentary.
Lady Gaga: Westboro Baptist Church Full Of ‘Hate Criminals’. Ah, it looks like Captain Obvious is in the house….
Rubio: Extending Jobless Benefits Must Be Paid For, But Tax Cuts For The Rich Will Pay For Themselves. Because the rich will make money grow on magic money trees…and besides, accounting rules and the laws of mathematics don’t apply to the wealthy.
Crazy Man Speaks in Tongues While Protesting Same-Sex Marriage. Unfortunately, a transcript of the man’s speech was unavailable, as no fluent Crazy speakers could be located.
