Hezbollah Theme Park Is the Perfect Destination Vacation For This Economy. Well, it sure as Hell beats vacationing in Cleveland, eh?
Do You Still Use Your Land Line?. Uh…what’s a land line?? ;-)
What Lesson Have We Learned From Iraq And Afghanistan?. Judging by what we continue to do, I’d have to say that the obvious answer is…none.
Hong Kong Tourists Forced To Shop ‘Til They Drop. Move it, lardass!! There’s still room on your Visa card’s credit limit!!
Carl’s Jr. Testing a “Footlong Cheeseburger”. For those of you lacking the cojones to commit suicide the conventional way…well, here’s your sign.
Perdue Recalls 90,000 Pounds Of Chicken Nuggets From Walmart Stores. Mmm…could there be ANYTHING more American than those vaguely chicken-like rectangles? Say hello to the apotheosis of American culinary technology.
Healthcare.gov Is Your New YouPorn. ObamaCare!! Socialism!! Boo!! Government bad!! People good!! Don’t take our guns!! Show us your birth certificate!!
United Removes Passenger From Flight After He Asks Whether A Meal Will Be Served. When passengers are fed, the terrorists will have won.
Bristol & Levi Demanding Full-Season TV Deal. The Wasilla Hillbillies go Hollywood. I’m all atwitter….
Women’s Role in Holocaust May Exceed Old Notions. So women can be just as murderously evil as men. Well, that would certainly explain a couple of my former girlfriends.