Boehner Cites Not Knowing Whether Three Of His Brothers Have Found Jobs As Evidence Of ‘Empathy’. No, this is evidence of cluelessness. Boehner has demonstrated himself incapable of empathy…unless you’re a wealthy Republican donor.
RNC failed to report over $7 million in debt. Hey, what’s a few million dollars between friends??
Bernanke To Congress: The Economy Needs You To KEEP Spending. Since when has Congress ever demonstrated itself capable of anything resembling leadership?
Kate Gosselin Free to Continue Exploiting Her Brood. The great thing about having her kids on her “reality” show is that they don’t have to worry about getting paid. They get exploited, and she laughs all the way to the bank. Not exactly “Mother of the Year” material, eh?
Oakland Gives Thumbs-Up To Large-Scale Marijuana Factories, Asks “Are You Gonna Eat That?”. I think I might want to move to Oakland. ;-)
Will Whites Ever Escape Crushing Racism In America?. What? You think it’s easy being a member of the oppressing class??
Should College Students In Dorms Have To Buy Their Own Toilet Paper?. No, Aggies only really spend money on two things: beer and pizza.
Glenn Beck Upset That Muslims May Ride Rollercoasters On His Special Day. Well, if they were REAL Americans, they’d convert to Christianity and vote Republican.
Al Qaeda’s Webzine Sucks, But a Redesign Could Help! Right; no one’s going to download a 67-page PDF on “how to make a bomb in the kitchen of your Mom”. Whatever, dude….
Hershey Will Help You Learn To Eat Right. Did you know that chocolate can cure cancer AND get down to your dream weight? No, really….
