July 27, 2010 5:54 AM

Things I think I might be thinking

Inflammatory Language Rejected From Wisc. Ballot: Independent Candidate for State Assembly Fights to Use Slogan “Not the Whiteman’s Bitch” on Ballot. And if a White candidate tried something similar something similar…”Git a rope….”

Rep. Wamp Suggests Secession If Voters Reject Right Wing Views On Constitution. Yeah, like the first Confederacy was such a tremendous success.

Military Service Doesn’t Make You A Hero. Putting on a uniform doesn’t turn you into a shining example of humanity. It’s what you do while wearing that uniform.

Alberto Gonzales Slams U.S. Attorney Firing Investigation. HOW DARE YOU THINK I DID ANYTHING WRONG?? Never mind that Gonzales turned DOJ into a partisan hit squad. Being a Republican means never having to say you’re sorry.

GOOD QUESTION!: Why Is PBR $44 Per Bottle in China? Pabst Blue Ribbon? I wouldn’t pay $44 for a CASE. Ick….

GOP ELECTION STRATEGY: AVOID ISSUES AT ALL COSTS. Because when you begin addressing actual issues, people begin asking some very uncomfortable questions. You might just find yourself having to explain your lack of ideas. The GOP: Now 100% policy-free!!

Tancredo echoes GOP Congressman, calls for Obama’s impeachment over immigration. Tom Tancredo is a walking, talking argument for forced administration of psychotropic medication.

How-To Writers Admit Making Stuff Up. You might want to avoid the instructions for making home-made gin.

Senate Candidate Aims To Fundraise Off War Of Words With Rachel Maddow. When you have nothing to offer and no ideas that won’t put us further into debt, why not take on a TV talk show host? Except that taking on the one with a reputation for assiduously checking her facts is a damn poor idea.

Apple and AT&T: A Match Made in Hell. And yet millions of iPhone users hang in the balance, waiting for the sizable egos to sort things out. Nice.

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