Top National Republican Calls Sharron Angle’s Campaign ‘A Work In Progress’. That’s a carefully spun translation of “Obtuse Angle is a freakin’ train wreck who makes Caribou Barbie look like a Nobel Laureate.”
John Boehner Cannot Remember Which Of His 11 Siblings Are Hobos. Remember, Republicans are ALL about “familee” and “familee valyews” and “fiskul reesponsibilitee”. But “empathy” is not Spanish for “f—k all y’all”.
Bachmann: If GOP wins the House, ‘all we should do is issue subpoenas.’. Excellent idea…as long as you start with Michele Bachmann.
Senator Who Denies Climate Change Says ‘We’re In A Cold Spell’. Jim Inhofe is a walking, talking endorsement of GOP political re-education camps: “We’re at war with Eurasia. We have ALWAYS been at war with Eurasia.”
Norm Coleman Wants To Be the Next Michael Steele. Does the job come with Lesbian sex shows??
Michigan Tea Party members want to teach Constitution in public schools. Beautiful…as long as you teach an accurate version of the Constitution, and not some overheated, propagandized version that fits your political agenda. Nice try.
Sarah Palin To Go Camping With Some Kate Woman For Teevee. Apparently, Caribou Barbie will be babysitting for Kate Gosselin while she’s out getting her butt waxed.
Small-Town Government Official Making $800,000 A Year Resigns After Salary Leaks To Press. Not bad for a small town where the average salary hovers in the neighborhood of $35k/year.
Policing the Web’s Lurid Precincts. Low pay. Days filled with disturbing and graphic images. And you think your job (if you’re lucky enough to have one) sucks….
Rand Paul’s Father-In-Law Received $10,000 From Farm Subsidy Program Paul Attacks. Ah, now that’s going to make for some uncomfortable conversation around the dinner table at Thanksgiving, eh??
