1.38% of Fox News’ Audience Is Black People, Which Seems a Bit High. The shock, I suppose, lies in the thought that anyone of color would watch the virulent racists at Fox Noise Channel.
iPad Users Are ‘Selfish Elites,’ Critics Are ‘Geeks,’ Study Says. (&^% you. What’s your point? If you can’t think of anything, how about doing something useful and washing my Lexus?
How to Use Your Two-Year-Old Child As a Drug Mule. Well, if they’re going to be sponging off you until they’re at least 18, you might as well be able to put them to work now and again, eh?
Bush Memoir Release Has Republicans Concerned. Revisionist history can be SO hard to control….
Mississippi Woman Says ‘Orgasm’ in Public. It was probably so shocking since most good, God-fearing White Folks in Mississippi have no idea what an orgasm is.
Attention Bigots: There Is Already a Mosque Near the WTC Site. Damn…now you’ve made the baby Jesus cry….
Sen. Schumer Promises More Unemployment Help For The 99ers. I don’t know about you, but I’m thinking it’s time for less promising and posturing and more action.
Save the Date: Jesus Coming Back May 21, 2011. EVERYBODY LOOK BUSY!!!
Evangelical Christian Minister Says Obama Is Bringing Us Closer To The Apocalypse. Well, that would certainly be one good way to rid ourselves of the self-righteous morons, eh??
Friendly German Octopus a Sworn Enemy of the Islamic Republic. President Ahmadinejad is just upset because Paul the Octopus picked Israel over Iran in WWIII.
