July 30, 2010 5:22 AM

Things I think I might be thinking

With Unemployment Benefits Extended, Rates of Domestic Masturbation And Sodomy Are Poised to Skyrocket. The good news is that the sale of hand lotion and Kleenex are expected to increase exponentially.

Department of Defense can’t account for 96 percent of money administered in Iraq reconstruction fund. A billion here. A billion there. Pretty soon you’re lining someone’s pockets with our tax dollars.

Blankenship’s Dirty Coal Money Pollutes West Virginia Congressional Races. Because if the poor and middle class were meant to have a voice, they’d buy themselves their own politicians.

WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS: BANK OWNED. If Nevada’s economy is circling the drain, how long will be it before other states get caught in the vortex?

Target Donates $150K To Group Supporting Candidate Who Wants To Cut Waiters’ Minimum Wage. Because indentured servitude is an idea Big Business has never outgrown.

Body Armor Manufacturers Are Legally Entitled to Hookers. Hey, how else do you think they’re going to attract good people?

Alan Downing’s Radical Therapy Cures Jews of Homosexuality With Nudity, Intimate Contact. Yep, there’s nothin’ quite like a little hair o’ the dog what bit ya, eh?

Ex-Teacher Pleads Guilty To Sending Nude Photos To Student. Don’tcha just LOVE technology?

Tennessee Lt. Gov. Calls Islam ‘Cult’ While White People Ignore Him. Yeah, and those Crusades should went a long way towards bringing Christian love and compassion to the heathen world, didn’t they?? ;-)

A Pervert Defends the Right to Masturbate in Public. Sometimes I think this whole “freedom of expression” thing may have gone just a wee bit too far, knowhutimean??

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