Yes; I know. Joan Heffington may be the nominee of the Idiocracy Party, but she’s by far the most entertaining thing to come out of Kansas since Scott Roeder. Better yet, she’s just like Rosa Parks! Hey, if Glenn Beck can co-opt Martin Luther King, Heffington should be allowed to channel Rosa Parks, no?
Conservatives…they’re an oppressed minority, just like African-Americans were before the Civil Rights Act. Well, that would certainly explain why the GOP has such a large African-American membership base, eh??
